I'm looking for funny before ban methods.

Something like throw up player in sky, kill him with one shot from other side of map or something like that.
To make that player feel more dumb.

https://umod.org/plugins/shoot-to-ban is the only cool ban thing like that on here.

https://umod.org/plugins/slap and https://umod.org/plugins/punish Could be adapted for what you want.